rachealjones:

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

What…..
joshpeck:

toxicmp3:

he had to ask the audience


you better toil, shrew
anusking:

a shrine to our god
me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
me: uses computer without headphones

intriguers:

how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?

(via intensional)

xdream-keeperx:

The exact thing that happened to Madison Beer and Acacia is happening to Calum. However the only difference is how people are reacting. Madison and Acacia were called sluts and whores and Calum gets nothing but praise. One thing that needs to be said about all of them ,though, is that they never made any of their nudes public, they were leaked by people they trusted and that’s none of their faults.

unnostalgic:

facebook game requests are like people: irritating. 

(via trust)

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

(via nerd-in-the-tardis)

madmagickingdom:

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY


[gavin screaming]

discosndragons:

nikkisanjuan:

How to ruin your children’s porn step 1

That’s parenting done right

oh my god

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via annoyingbloqqer)

stumblinginthestars:

bad twitter jokes already Ackles…

he’s such a dad, bless his soul

(Source: itsjustjensen, via mysticallybeautiful)

jerkidiot:

teenagerdestr0yed:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

i lied to all of you

im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies

and im sorry

image

*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18

Men can give birth?

*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*

(via waiiiiiit)