chinesekleptocracy:

Don’t want nudes leaked? Don’t take nudes. Don’t want to be robbed? Stop owning things. Wanna avoid being killed? Buddy, quit living already!

(via parkingstrange)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via tinychatting)

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

(via ugly)

rotizayn:

do u ever just meet someone and KNOW they have a tumblr with a long ass superwholock url & their blog title is something like “welcome to my twisted mind”

(via royal-nuggets)

owynsama:

owynsama:

TOMORROW IS DECEMBER 

I REPEAT TOMORROW IS DECEMBER

why is this post going around again IT’S SEPTEMBER

(via royal-nuggets)

killedmycatatemytailor:

pr1nceshawn:

Kids Give Their Opinions About Marriage…

Pam’s going far in life.

(via annoyingbloqqer)

ericformanofficial:

ericformanofficial:

wow guys i found a legit michael groupie on twitter and i have proof too

do any of you follow @luke5sos

(Source: michael5zoz, via calumsbeanie)


Me, everyday.

zayrn:

there’s literally no point in teaching girls to be body positive if you only use men’s opinions for validation like “boys like girls with curves” nah get that the fuck out of here

(via intensional)

ryaninwonderland:

condom:

antiplastic:

ryaninwonderland:

there is a reason 12 year olds should not be on tumblr

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that is the reason in case any of you were confused 

(Source: umbrhella, via remainfictional)

inbalanced:

that random moment when you suddenly remember someone who is no longer in your life and it feels like a knife through the chest

(Source: sighotic, via tinychatting)

when you look back on the clothes you used to wear

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(Source: queerpong, via parkingstrange)

(Source: beyoncesson, via ugly)

steampoweredcupcake:

nakedtrenchcoatbaby:

twerksfortots:

osamah:

why does snoop dogg smile like he knows something you don’t 

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he’s been snoopin’ around

get out

(via punkassmonk)