austin:

"what do you wanna be when you grow up?"

rich

(via ninadolbrev)

ssv-normandy:

when people casually mention something you’re completely obsessed with and it takes every fuckin ounce of your self control not to propel yourself into the stars and scream for the rest of eternity about how much you love the thing

(via phobias)

lindsaylohoean:

 the sun doesn’t rise before 7am so why the heck should i

(via fahbulus)

urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

(Source: urbancatfitters, via fuckyeahtxtposts)

hotclog:

is ugly an emotion bc im feeling it

(via fahbulus)

donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

(via unexaggerating)

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via heydiddlehiddleston)

tornrnypickles:

Is your name karma?

Because you’re a bitch

(via sailingonsuccess)

shouldnt:

Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy

(via punkassmonk)

mickeymouskovich:

a rape victim says “I was drunk” and it’s makes the assault her fault

a rapist says “I was drunk” and suddenly he can’t be held responsible for his actions

that is royally fucked up

(Source: radagaast, via owl-not-lark)

alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

(via cennonball)

kanyewesticle:

How to make Easter easier in just one step:
Replace the t with an i

(Source: kanyewesticle, via -annoying)