why can’t i manage my life as well as i manage my blog

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do you ever go through your dash and go “oh my god this photo would be perfect for my blog” and then you realize its something someone just reblogged from you

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    me at school: dont touch me i have more followers than you


if i havent embarrassingly sang around you then we arent true friends

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judging by fan fictions, the only jobs in the world are being a teacher, lawyer, waiter, or working at a coffee shop

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i don’t like your clothes take them off

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british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

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before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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Anonymous: hi kaisa! this is sighcopatic, ohmygod i can't believe you like teen wolf/ahs/5sos/1d too aaaah omg 

hii, omg aw