'i feel like a heavy weight has been lifted off my shoulders' i say as i cut off my own head

(via fahbulus)


shoutout to 90’s kids for being proudest of their decade for no reason

(Source: goatpolice, via guy)


i wonder if dogs think people r cute too

(Source: hamfucker39, via fuckyeahtxtposts)


"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

(via unexaggerating)


attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via voodoocliff)


tried to follow my favorite blog but all that came up was the customize button?

(Source: youtubeofficial, via owl-not-lark)


I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

(via cumfort)


date me please and i’ll promote you

(via parkingstrange)

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